Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente
I invented Barstool Sports. Owner of #DDTG Global. A DraftKings Man.
Was your mother a high school typing teacher? If not take a seat pal
This is a little nit-picky but you don't need to do the double space when you start a sentence anymore. Especially in text which is definitely more informal. So it can be " " instead of " "
The Red Sox needed that win. They’ve salvaged last 2 series with wins.
This honestly looks like the worst event in the history of human kind.
Roll Tide
People are big mad at Studbudz just cause we talked. W fans are freaking nuts. I got one of biggest megaphones in the country. I love them. I love the league. Yeah I don’t like Angel and I love Caitlin. It’s called sports.
Barstool Pizza Review - Royal Pizza (Dennis Port, MA)
I don’t love this
@stoolpresidente You may be on the wrong side of the Politicians here 3 different politicians sold in the last 6 months
Thank you @grok
Based on analysis, Dave is largely correct. Housum downgraded AXON to Neutral in Feb 2025, citing valuation and competition; stock fell ~25%. But Q4 earnings beat expectations, guidance was strong, and shares hit ATHs by July (~$750), proving his bearish view overstated. No…
Everybody knows I’m a large $axon shareholder. My #1 holding. As a result I despise this analyst Keith Housum. All he does is downgrade the stock, the stock crashes, Axon proves everything he said was garbage in their earnings, the stock moons to ATH’s and then he…




New season. New roster. Yet another new coach. The same objective, rational, uncompromising, Pulitzer-worthy Patriots coverage you and @barstoolsports have come to expect. That’s the Old Balls promise.
Gotta love Ohio fashion. Tucking your sport coat into the back of your pants.
I’M ON THE PHONE BRO
While Michigan always accepts every challenge I don’t disagree with Cignetti. What is the point of playing real teams when the SEC is cupcake central and doesn’t get penalized by the committee for it.
Shots fired at the SEC by Curt Cignetti @UnnecRoughness
He deleted it you skell!!! Came right up and right down when he realized he fucked up. You’ve never made a mistake Tables!!! Delete this and stop spreading Nadu propaganda
Swing and a miss from Bosco #nadu
Grind never sleeps. Pizza Reviews hit the back roads of the cape.

Onward and upward Danny!
I've already cleaned out the DMs in question from yesterday. Know that the matter has been taken care of and I will have both this one and my backup account.
Back to the shit that matters. Danny Boy got hacked. Stop with the bullshit.
Account was hacked had to change Password x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Weird then to turn and say I should stop acting like I care about NYC. If anybody is doing acting it ain’t me
Andrew Schulz says Miami resident Dave Portnoy should 'stop acting' like he cares about the fate of New York