Not the Bee

@Not_the_Bee

What a time to 🐝 alive.

Joined August 2020

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 10 m

Some funding tips for panicked leftists and the partisan hacks at PBS notthebee.com/takes/funding-…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Thirteen years after Barack Obama's re-election campaign mocked Mitt Romney for his threats to "Defund Big Bird," Republicans have finally made good on their promise to stop taxpayer subsidies for...

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 32 m

Michael Knowles says financial giant Stripe de-banked him for being a conservative Christian and he has the receipts to prove it 🍿 notthebee.com/t4806

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Daily Wire host Michael Knowles is going to war with one of the largest payment processing companies on the planet.

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 1 h

Democrat Rahm Emanuel jokes about going into witness protection after admitting that men can't become women notthebee.com/article/rahm-e…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Rahm Emanuel might have his eyes on a presidential run in 2028, but this interview with Megyn Kelly isn't going to help his chances with his own party.

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 2 h

The Phillies just walked off the Red Sox in the dumbest way ever. Get a load of this mess. notthebee.com/article/this-m…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Bottom of the tenth, no outs, bases loaded, game still tied, and this is how the Phillies walk off the Red Sox:

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 2 h

The New Yorker decided to remind us that it thinks America was a mistake. The comment section was glorious on this one. notthebee.com/article/in-cas…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. In an article that would have been well-suited for The Babylon Bee, laughably stuffy publication The New Yorker posed the novel question of whether or not the American Revolution was a good thing....

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 11 h

Staying in an AirBnB and my host just told me the reason the AC can’t cool the house below 77 degrees is because of global warming. Seriously. 🤣

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 18 h

Watch: Dude somehow walks away from high-speed motorcycle crash during police chase in LA notthebee.com/article/watch-…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Look, I'm not here to celebrate running from the police, but this man miraculously just walked off after crashing his bike at around 120 mph on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles and I'm simply amazed by...

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 18 h

To fight climate change, Microsoft is reportedly paying $1.7 billion to bury poop notthebee.com/article/to-fig…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. According to The Wall Street Journal, Microsoft has just signed a $1.7 billion deal with Vaulted Deep to bury humanity's poop 5,000 feet underground.

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 19 h

Wokies are trying to destroy this woman's Airbnb business after someone noticed a small Trump sign on her farm's fence notthebee.com/article/an-air…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Trump was elected by the majority of American voters (meaning he's a pretty popular guy), but I guess the wokies haven't heard about that, so they want to cancel this Airbnb host for the sin of...

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 19 h

The drama between the White House and the Wall Street Journal just got worse with a boot from Trump's upcoming trip notthebee.com/article/white-…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Aaaaand the drama continues!

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 19 h

19 confirmed dead so far after Bangladeshi Air Force jet crashes into school notthebee.com/article/a-bang…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. A Bangladeshi Air Force jet crashed Monday into Milestone School and College in the capital of Dhaka during a training exercise.

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 20 h

It's a slow news day, so I decided to gift you memes to brighten your day 🤌 notthebee.com/article/its-a-…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Meme dump time!

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 20 h

The Oakland A's actually produced a highlight over the weekend notthebee.com/article/the-oa…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. I simply cannot believe it: The Oakland A's actually produced a highlight in 2025, and it's one of the greatest plays of the year.

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 21 h

American tomato farmers say business is booming after Trump's tariffs on Mexican produce 💪 notthebee.com/article/alabam…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Would you look at that? Trump's tariffs are having their intended impact for American businesses. At least for now.

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 22 h

This New York man wore a 20-pound chain into an MRI room. It did not end well. notthebee.com/article/man-wi…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. We've covered a few stories about the dangers of MRI machines, especially if you're carrying a gun:

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 22 h

Poland discovers oil field near German border (come see the comments) notthebee.com/article/poland…

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 23 h

This miniature therapy horse plays piano to wake kids up from anesthesia and the comments are perfect 😂 notthebee.com/article/the-in…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. I hope this is the point in Western Civilization where we realize that we've taken therapy animals too far.

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 23 h

Report: Instead of replacing outdated air traffic control systems, Pete Buttigieg's DOT spent $80 BILLION on DEI grants notthebee.com/article/report…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. This was kinda what we expected from Pete Buttigieg's DOT.

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Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee · 24 h

When you woke up this morning, I bet you didn't think you'd hear Hunter Biden's thoughts on illegal immigration notthebee.com/article/when-y…

Not_the_Bee's tweet card. Oh look: Another Democrat ranting about the loss of their slaves!

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