The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepub
Keeping conservatism alive with a little help from the grape and the grain. Inventor of the Supreme Court pizza joke.
I like the Supreme Court but I wouldn’t mind a Pepperoni or even plain Cheese court every now and then
Breaking: 50 Democratic politicians that were guests on The Late Show sign a letter stating The Late Show wasn’t political and shouldnt have been cancelled.
Post it on Facebook and watch hilarity ensue until the meme catches up next week. x.com/DrunkRepub/sta…
My urologist when I’m sad: “why the long balls?”
this meme is instant classic
Half of Congress when the Epstein files are released
Haven’t seen that but I heard they’re gonna put them in the Louve.
The fact the Newsom doesn't receive enough crap for this photo will always tick me off.
Newsom banged his best friend and campaign manager’s wife btw
Lights will guide you home... unless you’re on the flight log.
Day 2 of whatever this is. Fever. Bones ache. Congestion. Sore throat. Microplastics in my ejaculate.
Half of Congress when the Epstein files are released
Same goes for the panicans. They'll get the files they've been begging for, then they'll claim people are being protected when the names they're looking for arent in there. They won't be happy until they see video of Tom Hanks and Bill Clinton doing unimaginable things to kids.
Do your balls hang low? Do they wiggle to and frow? Can you tie them in a knot? Do they make you uncomfortable?
Do you have ‘summer long balls’? Awkward phenomenon could be uncomfortable — and may even impact your fertility trib.al/wCqTvhV
Stop asking for stuff on Epstein. There is literally nothing that can be believed. It's just a trap for President Trump, at this point.
No matter what Trump releases re: the Epstein files it will never be enough for the hardcore BlueAnon crowd. There will always be some coverup, some conspiracy, because it’s literally all they have left.
If anyone deserves 40k followers it’s this guy! He just got me out of algo limbo. Plus he did the Supreme Court Pizza joke AND apologized for it. Solid upstanding citizen
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This just in: a federal district court judge has ordered CBS to reinstate Colbert's Late Show.
