Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵

We should’ve stopped at the .mp3 player and left the phone on the wall

I like how people show me pictures to prove stuff Thanks to AI I don’t even believe those What else you got

In honor of Ozzy Osbourne I will be wandering around my house tonight hollering my wife's name

I’d rather see Ozzy tributes uniting folks than most of whatever the hell any of you are complaining about Gotta thank Ozzy for one day of peace and quality content on the internet. 🤘

Do not…and I cannot stress this enough…DO NOT, wake me up before you go-go. Just send me a text later.

I keep seeing larger accounts becoming affiliated with something called “Uncensored . AI”. As far as I can tell, these accounts all have something in common: no original content. Lots of reposted stuff. What’s the deal with this?

I'm heading over to Bluesky to pick fights with the nerds

Friend: where were you all morning? Me: I was getting ass in the back of a van. Friend: nice, congrats! Reality:

Can we please stop for 3 minutes and appreciate how absolutely perfect, iconic and powerful Black Sabbath's Paranoid is? x.com/JVPALT1/status…

We always were. I don’t care if you find these days annoying. Log off and try listening to some Black Sabbath. Let people work through their feels ffs

Also crazy that Ozzy is a bipartisan issue. We came together to mourn one of the greatest. Metal as fuck.

For a Prince of Darkness, Ozzy provided a lot of light. Rest in peace

Crazy that some old favorite musician dying would resurrect the 80s Satanic Panic Just settle down Christians

I wasn’t allowed to listen to Ozzy at home because my mother legit believed if you played his music backward it would summon a demon.

Sorry, can't. Busy tweeting until morale improves

Some of y’all don’t have that little voice that tells you maybe that’s not an appropriate thing to share right now … or ever.

I have re-entered the band of brothers rewatch stage of male depression

Needs to be a legendary musician bereavement leave