Golf Ninja

There are no smart people anywhere here. Not in the book, the article, the social media manager who paid for the tweet, or indeed us, who are sorry we read any of it. Techbro brainrot dogshit.

New Podcast. It's a big week in McKellar world. A new edition of the magazine (order here mckellarmagazine.com/issue-8/ ) and a new episode of the pod. @GeoffShac & @lawrencedonegan break down the world of golf here. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mck…

I found overwhelming support and recognition for, er *pauses, looks down at notes, reads out name*

Lord Mandelson as the result in Islington North is announced.

This is the funniest one second clip I’ve ever seen

No. Some people’s lives will continue to be shite thanks to the austerity policies that Labour won’t get rid of. Have a nice glass of something though hey Dom? You liberal cunt.

Even a dog eventually works out that you didn’t actually throw the ball

You can’t make this up.

Sensational change of aura from Amadou Onana here. He went from BBC Four to ITV2 in an instant

Thatcherism, austerity, Brexit, Liz Truss... goodbye and good riddance to all that theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

phil foden has the look of a man who looted dead bodies at Agincourt

Well that’s a rather…

Friend, at my first Pride: are you disappointed? Me, dressed as a lion: no it's fine

No way

This Roy Keane masseuse rant feels like something out of a stand-up special.

America's billionaires now collectively hold a record $5.8 trillion. That’s more than the wealth of the entire bottom half of the US, roughly 65 million households.

This is the graph everyone needs to see for International Workers' Day.

Chris Philp says NHS waiting lists were due to the pandemic ... NHS waiting lists were 2.5m in 2010. By the end of 2019 (pre-pandemic) the waiting list was 4.5 million #bbclaurak