Nooruddean
@BeardedGenius
INSHALLAH UNITED paperback edition is out 11th April! Pre-order here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/000852226X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0/
My 12 must-see comedy shows at #edfringe 2025 for @RollingStoneUK: rollingstone.co.uk/tv/features/ed…
In Gaza, 1 kilo of flour costs $30. Babies wear plastic bags for diapers. No formula. No income. After 20 months under genocidal siege, food is scarce, unaffordable & people are starving to death. Here’s a list of verified fundraisers, pls help if you can: gazadirect.com
Here are my 12 rising stars to see at #EdFringe 2025 for @RollingStoneUK: rollingstone.co.uk/culture/edinbu…
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We’re thrilled to announce that Val McDermid is the new chair of the Gordon Burn Prize! Val will be joined by @BeardedGenius @freyamcc @AMcMillanPoet + @juderogers Publishers - please submit books for consideration before 1 August ✍️ newwritingnorth.com/gordon-burn-pr…
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𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | INSHALLAH UNITED by @BeardedGenius The story of the first British-born son of a Pakistani family living in Manchester, growing up as a strictly halal Stretford Ender; a devout Muslim and diehard Red. Comes with signed bookplate! 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/insha…
Keir Starmer’s moral decline isn’t shocking. It was predictable. Here is @BeardedGenius in 2023 sadly explaining what was ahead.
“What are you without beliefs? What are you without morals? Because if you’ve got none of those things then you are nothing. And if you are nothing then you are dangerous, because that means you can be anything.” Brilliant summation of “centrism” by @BeardedGenius
Got a Spain/Mailbag pod tomorrow with @PhilKitro @JohnBrewin_ @BeardedGenius and Baz Any questions? Here or [email protected]
Here’s a Football Weekly for you with Baz, @BeardedGenius and @JohnBrewin_ open.spotify.com/episode/5D5dNP…
Tomorrow’s FW @JohnBrewin_ @BeardedGenius and Baz Any questions?
Tomorrow’s FW: Baz, @JohnBrewin_ @BeardedGenius Any questions?
Belter! Tim Lewis, Michelle de Swarte (closed like a bawssss), James Gill and the maestro Nooruddean Choudry. Big thanks, all.🩷💛
For @BeardedGenius, the parallels between faith and football are felt more than ever during Ramadan