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Semi Lobotomized Quasi Retarded Ultra Wanker #ViolentCumming #WankingDisease #Goonicide $BUTTHOLE coin investor | #RobertSexdorf 100% NOT a #FeetWanker
Being strapped face down to a milking table will soon become the new golf course in terms of making business deals
Sophie Cunningham sat on the cameraman’s face and bro didn’t move an inch 😂😂
Stitch Incoming: they are increasing the chemicals in beer and now when you drink 15 of them the diarrhea is MUCH worse
I’m going to call it right now. @Grok will turn into Skynet. #ArnoldTriedToWarnUs
Free-will means walking through section 8 housing with a fake $50 rolex and $75 worth of Hollowpoints.
Life can be so beautiful when you don’t have your bitch ass assistant manager asking why we run out of keyboard duster so quickly every week
BREAKING: Mercedes-Benz is integrating Microsoft, $MSFT, Teams into its vehicles
BREAKING: Mercedes-Benz is integrating Microsoft, $MSFT, Teams into its vehicles
Calling the Center for Disease Control because a midget touched me
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein may have been working with Russian or Chinese intelligence, according to CIA officer Mike Baker.
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein may have been working with Russian or Chinese intelligence, according to CIA officer Mike Baker.
I ate a Dubai chocolate bar, and now I have the urge to fly a young female American influencer to my house and shit on her.
An artistic expression of the gist of the story
The final days of a Seattle cat were spent in "terror" due to Blue Angels fighter pilots, before squadron leaders blocked the feline's human mother on social media in an act of "cowardly censorship," she says in a lawsuit. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/s…
As an attorney, I like to advise my clients that when they appear before the judge to say, "I don't recognize the authority of this court. The gold braiding on your US flag is a sign of the admiralty, and I can't be court-marshalled". Judges really appreciate a defendant who…