Dan Baltic
@baltic_dan
Author of NUTCRANKR: http://terrorhousepress.com/product/nutcra… Publisher @newritualpress Co-Host @NewWritePod Baltic State: http://danbaltic.substack.com
Why yes, NUTCRANKR *is* on the cover of Rolling Stone
Inside the ‘Anti-Woke’ Literary Scene Growing in L.A. They felt excluded by "millennial moral censorship" — but is their work pushing boundaries, or just pushing buttons? rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…
Missionary is the best
what opinion about sex will have you like this
You’ll never regret raising your rates. Keep them low for the little homies who were with you from the beginning, but the big dogs cannot be getting away with any $680 per hour nonsense. Big dogs pay big bucks
Missionary is versatile. The best for tender loving, but also dirty claiming. The closeness works its magic
@baltic_dan This dude taught us how to feed a bald eagle mid -flight.
I'm interpreting this as a threat, and will order 300 copies to stave off Mr Cairo's wrath.
You WILL be reading.
Joe Rogan said cholesterol is good. And adderall is just a type of salt. You’re merely seasoning your food The real money move is to spice up a margarita with adderall salted rim
Why the silverback has such elevated cortisol levels.
If you’re the alpha, watch the beta. You stay in power by maintaining good relationships with your subordinates. Too much of a tyrant and they will stop working. Too much of a weakling and they will supplant you. It’s a tightrope and there’s so such thing as a friend in this game
Having to feed Dan a salamerall after the bachelor party so he gets to the church on time
I wish I could marry all of my beautiful babies
I can’t believe I f*cking did this. It doesn’t really work anymore crushed into the meat. I wasted at least $500 worth of adderall making Salamerrall
Many people are slamming the Salamerrall
You know I slamming this shit, Dan!
x.com/dom_lucre/stat… it is worse than I thot. A crazy drug pervert has to do what a crazy drug pervert has to do.
🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood actor Pedro Pascal has been accused of ‘taking advantage of his social anxiety’ to touch his female costars inappropriately after his interview on the Fantastic Four First Steps red carpet. Fans have been sharing clips of Pascal touching his female…