Ordnance Jay Packard Esq.
@OrdnancePackard
Twitter's leading Amish attorney. Meme Sommelier Order of the Polecat Moonbeam. "Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius" 11th plague of Egypt.
Effectively immediately, I will have a zero-tolerance policy for accounts on "our side" that use the "verified follower only" reply setting. Any account discovered doing so will be blocked, no matter how long we've been friends. A screen-shot will be taken of the tweet and…
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You know, as much as we all bicker and wish the worst things on each other in the comments section of this hellsite, every now and then I'll fart out something before I go to bed, it'll get traction, and no matter where people fall into a circle on X, they all get the joke the…
One of us had a fucking stroke. Whomever wrote this, or me trying to read it.
It sounds more like a @punkeydoodles8 wizard war spell: A: "I CAST SPHINCTER OF CURSED AWARENESS!" *Wizard B now knows too much about his sphincter* B: "I CAST ETERNALLY UNTRUSTWORTHY FARTS!" *Wizard A farts* "Excuse me for a moment" *Wizard A stiffens up and slowly walks out*
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Gul Lémec. He's a French Cardassian. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA That’s hilarious.
This isn’t a “SO?” it’s an “AND”. There is no cult following of Clinton where people would want to bury possible proof of pedophilia if it existed. That’s unique to Trumpsters.
Picard: I see four lights. Madred: There are five. Are you quite sure? Picard: I see four lights. Madred: (Turns around) HOLY! One of the bulbs is burned out! I'm terribly sorry. I'll get that changed right away. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek
Imagine how differently this headline would read if she worked at the IRS and his app helped rich people hide money and avoid audits.
DOJ staffer claims she was fired over husband’s controversial anti-ICE app that warns users when feds are nearby trib.al/wZ8alLB
When Mama says it's time to go back inside but Ghandi said passive resistance is an effective tool against your oppressors....
I think Sphincter of Cursed Awareness is a rare drop in Fate/Grand Order. 🤔
I saw Sphincter of Cursed Awareness open for Mercyful Fate in 1982.
Now I can't unsee the sphincter of cursed awareness.
Almost every single AI company logo is a butthole. The visual representation is painfully accurate, as their product is an excretion of other people's work. Perfectly good fare goes in, and defecation comes out.