Tommy Roll
@tom_on_here
hero, president, and ceo of entertainment of @WFYMradio/@ClayneCast/ and Fun.2.
I eat a lot of strawberries and shrimp, which is why my ass is red and my rat is pink
Two days sober, hoping to celebrate tonight by getting super fucked up!
Ice Agent Got Stuck On A Roof After Trying To Sneak Up On Construction Workers And Was Left Without A Ladder.
I have exterminated over 10,000 baby yodas
share a piece of star wars lore about yourself
Accidentally put my baby Yoda in the washing machine and now it’s a fucking mess
Bob Marley’s son should write a sequel song called “Green, Green Weed”
Looks alive to me, don’t be a fucking liar
My baby died today. She was 6 years old. I miss her so much.
Another 10 hours on a plane this weekend and still have never peed on one #HoldItInClub #PissRetention
I am on BIGO live
slink.bigovideo.tv/aXwqTk I am on BIGO live
Imagine if the Coldplay ceo was caught cheating with the Hawk Tuah, would def break the internet
Buying my son candy when he goes a couple hours without hitting me
I think that they should connect an AI to my brain to collect every thought I have and destroy the medium for the entire world
No
Should you be allowed to bring your pet into the bathroom?
Correct, my wife and kids should be buried with me, not sure why you have to bring Felix into this
Bathrooms should play very loud music so no one can hear you farting and shitting in the stall
I think your animal should die with you, so it’s wrong to bring them to the hospital when they put these people under