Alizarin

Sign on church: Erected in 1857 Me: *giggling* an erection lasting that long is definitely priapism

Welcoming fascism

South Park > Columbia University

Me and who? 😘😛

Nabokov’s love letters are basically pretty Tweets.

Untethered

Hey a bunch of us are going off the rails on a crazy train later if you want to come thru

❤️‍🩹

you know i keep that thang on me (whimsy)

She had the eyes of an angel and the smile of a demon.

All it takes is one song to catapult you back in time to 1995.

therapy isn’t enough i need a dragon

when i say 'i'm just a little guy' this is what i mean

Oh boy do I miss band camp

idc how fine you are, you better be funny

I love waking up to watch the sunrise

“World heritage?” USA: “Sounds expensive. Swipe left.”

Resistance never stood a chance.

Juice boxes probably dream of being wine.

From White Nights