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America's greatest strength has always been its hopeful vision of human progress. John McCain
Me constantly refreshing this app hoping to see new Elmo posts dragging the Apricot Asshole:
It needs to be acknowledged that, despite his undeniable heavy involvement in getting concessions from foreign partners to secure the release of American hostages from Russia, President Biden DID NOT make it about himself. He even gave Paul Whelan a pin from his lapel, quietly…
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY DONALD TRUMP VERSUS EEEEEEEEEEEELON MUUUUUSK
First act of Pope Leo: The Holy Communion will now be taken with deep dish pizza and beer!
This line from The Sum of All Fears really struck me in relation to Signal gate Tom Clancy would be horrified or trump's administration!
In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.
BREAKING: Greenland just announced it's going to build a wall and make Donald Trump pay for it.
Finally! It's Erection Day!! No, that's not a typo. At my age I have to celebrate all of life's little successes!
Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook buff.ly/40g0lV9
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out.....I fear something terrible has happened "Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come." RIP Mufasa
This is my friend who I tweeted about yesterday! His name is Joe Darrow. Trumpers were telling me I made the story up
BREAKING: US crude oil production has officially hit a record 13.4 million barrels per day. Daily oil production has increased by 22% over the last 4 years. Since 2008, production has skyrocketed 350% from ~3.8 million barrels per day. The US is now the world’s largest oil…
It’s BACK TO SCHOOL time in America. And if we don’t trust Trump with our kids, we can’t trust him with our country. 🎬WATCH my new ad
Remember when we all liked @elonmusk because we all thought he liked dogs.
It'd be a real shame if #ElonIsWeird started trending tonight
Jennifer Hudson singing "Hallelujah" at Versailles is absolutely amazing 🥹🙏https://t.co/iUPq68U9vw
Biden: My fellow Americans, it has been the privilege of my life to serve this nation for over 50 years. Nowhere else on Earth could a kid with a stutter from modest beginnings in Scranton, Pennsylvania, one day sit behind the resolute desk in the oval office as president