Nate
@thenatewolf
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Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!” This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
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*Steve pushes 7* Steve: whoever pushes the button is the captain of the elevator. Me: I don’t think that’s tru- *Captain Steve slaps me with his glove so hard I immediately accept the chain of command*
If I lived in the 9th century I would lie so much. What are you gonna do, consult the parchment? Examine the texts? Take leave of my hut, forthwith.
Look how easily I can convert my headphone holder into a ruler. It's so convenient and smart, I'm actually shocked I'm the first one to think it up.
Me: [about to pass out] why did you bring in all the interns? Doctor: I’m going to be honest with you, your shit is extra fucked and I thought they should see.
I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.
Lady on the bus looked concerned about me sketching a knife, but I put her at ease by explaining it’s not a real knife, it’s just one I’ve been dreaming about a lot lately.
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Here is a fun arts and crafts project I made using an old closet door and these cool Polish movie posters by artists Andrzej Krajewski, Jakub Zasada, Jan Młodożeniec, Wiktor Gorka, and Jakub Erol.
my 5th grade class voted me best dancer because i was randomly selected to dance at an assembly but the song happened to be the same one i had a choreographed routine for from my boy scout talent show. i spent years not dancing to sustain the mystique
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Surgeon: you can’t bring that weird little doll into the operating room Me: buddy, if I die and become a ghost, you’re going to be seeing a LOT more of him.
She assured me that none of her crystals are for evil but then she yelled “DON’T TOUCH IT!!!” when I reached for the red one.
Tried to squash a mosquito between my hand and my stomach and the mosquito survived because of carbs.
Sorry for going crazy. When I started I only planned on freaking out.
I know about the affair, but I’m not ready to confront her yet. The silence is painful, so I mention that Paddington is headed to Peru. Her phone buzzes again.
I was too charming and smart at the brain surgeon party and now I can tell they all wanna get in there and see what’s going on.
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