Moon Dragon

Share a piece of lore about yourself

i was on ANTM season 13 and tyra asked us what’s the craziest thing we’ve ever done. everybody was saying skinny dipping and sexual moments. when it was my turn, i asked what does this have to do with modeling? was kicked off immediately. none of it made sense to me.

grimace used to be called evil grimace and had 4 arms to hold more shakes

I was chucked out of anarchist book fair for distributing leaflets because I didn't have permit.

undertale was created in my basement

I started the black plague

I got really drunk in college 25+ years ago and made a banana dance to the song “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”. I forgot about it for 3 days until my ISP called to ask what was happening as my site had been visited 4 million times and was growing.

I've unlocked it again Was asleep

Really i just wish I had some more interesting lore to impress the dragon with

Boy do I have a story for you…

I know they healed their generational trauma because it’s 65 million years later and they barely flinched.

I might vanish off here for a while I've had enough attention I think

i've met George W. Bush multiple times because we apparently have the same favorite restaurant. my parents forced me to talk to him, so i showed him and his wife pictures of my rare tropical plant collection and he called me a "plant savant"

We once made a dictionary with a built-in stand.

yeah that was me last year when Taco Bell contacted me

Now that Shrek responded to the Tweet, can it be certified as a top 10 tweet of all time?

Tell them we want them to bring back... the hat.

my favorite hockey team quote tweeted you a few days ago.