Blake Hammond
@BigRadMachine
comedian. writer for bob and tom. deleter of tweets I don’t like. first comedy special “Blake 182” out now!
They say white people don’t have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
Kanye is about to defend Subway Jared isn’t he?
New Ye album dropping tomorrow. WW3. 🔥🔥🔥
I like to think there’s someone out there right now that’s like “oh my god, my favorite pornstar just died”
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old 💔🕊️
His scariest work yet!
The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
July 4th is just Halloween for people who want to be a flag
“We’re not at war with Iran, we’re at war with Iran’s nuclear program” is the “I didn’t call you a bitch, I said you were acting like a bitch” of foreign policy
WELKER: Is the United States now at war with Iran? JD VANCE: No. We're not at war with Iran. We're at war with Iran's nuclear program.
US Government: You have to pay back your loans. Japan and China: oh really?
I remember Conan O'Brien saying once that trying, or even wanting, to be cool is the death of comedy, and I think that's exactly what most American stand-ups are shooting for. Which is why most American stand-up sucks shit.
With how often planes are crashing, maybe he meant heaven?
Morgan Wallen shares new post after his ‘SNL’ appearance where he left the stage during the credits: “Get me to God’s country”
The way things are going, Spirit airlines is about to win comeback player of the year
@BigRadMachine is a sure thing.
Hey I recorded a set for @donttellcomedy here’s a lil joke about my gay cousin. If you dig it please watch the full set below.