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The lyric beginning “I was looking for a job and then I found a job” became tragically relevant to my life

The fuck you mean most people can't hear the little whistling and humming noise most electronics constantly make?

when other people have setbacks in recovery it’s because healing isn’t linear & humans cannot possibly be perfect 24/7. unfortunately when i have setbacks in recovery it’s because i’m a lazy slacker bitch who isn’t trying hard enough

Every Friday: can't wait to get my life together over the next 48 hours Every Sunday: oh no

twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.

Me and my friends had the idea to go get some beers at a bar and when we showed up there were about 16-20 people copying us

do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not

you know i keep that thang on me (cat hair)

well it’s over. i had to break things off. she just straight up told me she “loves pride and prejudice.” neither of which traits i’m looking for in a wife

we sharing the weed. call that joint custody.

#whoremember

WHEN ON PERIOD: 1. do not crash out 2. your feelings are NOT valid 3. do not send that text 4. don't kill yourself. lock in 5. do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak

you be fighting for your life financially then all your toiletries run out at the same time