pj
@pjayevans
relaxing and writing. previously @moreperfectus
cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely
less than a year ago, we made a short documentary about a county in KY that voted for Dems for 144 years, before flipping to Trump. yesterday, that doc won an emmy!
BREAKING: We just won an Emmy! We're honored to have taken home the award for Outstanding News Discussion & Analysis. More Perfect Union was built to tell stories of, by, and for the working class. We're thrilled by the recognition we are receiving for our reporting.
Me and my friends had the idea to go get some beers at a bar and when we showed up there were about 16-20 people copying us
My buddy who works at Area 51 just told me they’re working on a new flavor of Gatorade called Beer
They should do this with Punch Drunk Love also
Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ is getting a Fortnite collab.
I love those secondary people who yell “guys shut up” when someone is trying to get the attention of a group
Re-editing Elf on my laptop while my gf grills hot dogs for 17 of my guy friends
He gave this to me before he died. He’s still alive but he will die one day
Scoop: Military whistleblower reveals they have six more Rizzlers at Area 51
New: Werner Herzog’s appearance on Hot Ones will not be released due to the longtime director’s decision to only drink the milk
Breaking: A Target ball has come loose and is rolling fast toward Pavement frontman Stephen Malkmus
