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@sodomyjesus

vincent or lucien 🦇🩸 that one oomf who does not play about vampires @pathtokez

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 24

The bacteria has a right to defend itself

iilmfeed@IlmFeed · Jul 20

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is suffering from intestinal inflammation due to food poisoning. Please pray for the bacteria.

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ethel cain lyric bot@mothercainbot · Jul 23

Jesus can always reject his father But he cannot escape his mother's blood

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 24

i got a new piercing :D

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 23

This is so specific like lmaooo who are you talking about

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps · Jul 21

Me: (motioning to ship we just passed in the night) I really liked those guys. When can we see them again? Captain: (patting my head like i'm the most precious thing) [Realizing while writing this tweet I forgot what noise pirates make] Yurrrgh

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the heart@Fredward3948576 · Jul 20

(in her arms being soothed after having a morning erection) i-it happens nearly every morning and it’s so sc- sc- (shaky breath) scary

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 17

i neva seen a more beautiful ragebait in my life oh my days this is enough to bring a tear to ya eye

iira 🌲@ira_xu · Jul 16

am i too woke or is the negative attention towards grok lowkey misogynistic

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 18

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?

PPop Base@PopBase · Jul 16

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 18

obsessed with the concept of lestat being the standard of morality

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 17

THANK YOU TRISHA PAYTAS

PPop Crave@PopCrave · Jul 17

Donald Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency.

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 16

counterpoint: arcane

ccrow 🍎@phonyrams · Jul 15

There is no such thing as yurislop. Yuri cannot be slop

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swagless@noswagordrip · Jul 15

Kitten needs a fucking cigarette

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 15

>criticizes Trump daily for like a decade >finally defends Trump on something >it’s the Epstein list

SStephen King@StephenKing · Jul 15

The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 16

y'all don't have a towel or tissues or anything nearby???

mmerle ♂️ femboy succubus vtuber@fujodemon · Jul 15

"spit or swallow?" bro, who's spitting, really? like, you just gonna gob it on the floor? run to the bathroom first? be civilised.

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 15

What a bizarrely worded headline

TTMZ@TMZ · Jul 14

Brad Pitt's Son Knox Celebrates Birthday at Martial Arts Event With Angelina Jolie tmz.me/oo9wBDZ

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 15

i like when boys cry and whimper

CChef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn · Jul 14

What’s your first thought when you see this pizza?

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count fagula@sodomyjesus · Jul 14

“woke my chemical romance”

SState of the Scene@SOTSPodcast · Jul 14

Per The Mirror, some fans are threatening to sell their tickets after My Chemical Romance's first performance on the Long Live The Black Parade Tour. Fans cited the politically charged theatrical performance which found political candidates executed on stage, deeming it "woke."

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