swagless

Ain’t nothing dry about this humping.

A few of you are some interesting little critters

Rejoice it’s #touchyourselftuesday

I have ethically sourced swag

Wearing my Marias tour merch in a performative manner

Did someone tell you to eat shit and die today, or do I have to?

Mutual Monday! Turn around, I’m behind you.

Yea I’m taking you to funky town pal.

Yall mind if a white boy drinks 5 beers and falls asleep at 11 pm tonight?

So happy to be celebrating another fuck my life Friday.

I can’t believe they made a show about you

Imagine hating me. I’m literally so mean and evil.

It’s Thursday. Thinking of anything besides me is illegal.

I say I love you on the first date

I’m a touchtunes terrorist

Life is lowkey like a highway

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means? No seriously what does that mean?

Over the pants lovejob

Kitten needs a fucking cigarette

All this esex giving me an e-rection