plain glaikit
@scudrubbins
pull the ither een im close
Working a job thats kind of difficult: aye it's money for like-new rope really
Hey @piersmorgan who’s the most famous person who’s left me a voicemail?
gymnastic now the pussy dead
For no reason in particular, here is a series of screenshots of Sam Porter Bridges doing various things at the camera. Straight ahead.
That was oomf when i was 15???
— pam grier for players magazine, 1974. 🌻 𐚁⊹₊ ⋆
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ will release on August 28, 2026 in theaters.
@Airbnb My wife suspects there is a hidden camera in the smoke detector above our bed. I get performance anxiety so she had to ask our pool guy to drive 90 mins out here 🫤.
Saw people complaining about necking in the cinema. Virgins. Locked in the entire runtime of Megan 2.0 or whatever. I got my dick in the popcorn and im moaning
[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️
watched 6 cronenberg films this month im operating at levels previously thought impossible
God Cimino really was trans, Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges just rolled up at A.G. Cook’s house
name another number one with a fart sample. you cant
everyone’s a fucking critic
Why did my jeans cross the road
Gillian Anderson by Chris Buck, 2000
Italian exploitation film: the most graphic upsetting violence you’ve ever seen. Italian exploitation film composers: