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(Lou Reed voice) Shiny shiny Shiny boots with / The fur Apple bottom Jeans she wears

klarna got my sinkwad ass zirping bogo labubus 😭

Is it a "banger"? Or did its 3,000 Likes simply prime you to interpret the post more charitably

has anyone figured out how to deal with the resentment you start to feel towards your followers for validating your posting, bc your posting provides a creativity release valve that robs you of the energy it takes to pursue something more serious like writing a book?

I like how El Niño winds are called that. Feel that? That is The Boy. You know... The Boy Winds.

sometimes i'll hide a reply just bc the person is ugly

what you see / what he sees

One of the most insidious ways men take up space is by whistling.

Only psychopaths write restaurant reviews other than 1 Star or 5 Stars. ★: Bad. ✅ ★★: 0 difference. Blatant attempt to boost credibility with "nuance". ❌ ★★★: Restaurant was as good as one could reasonably expect WITHOUT YOUR REVIEW. ❌ ★★★★: Better than expected,…

I don't understand people who post bad reviews for restaurants or send their food back. If you go to a bad restaurant that's on you, no? Inherent risk of eating out. Just don't go back

this is how I smiled before I hurt other people enough to prove to myself that their feelings existed