Tom Sabanick
@sabagnic
Attorney & Round-earther. The answer is (A).
The rise of therapeutic culture and bulldozer parenting over the last thirty years has absolutely wrecked children's entertainment. We've gone from often unsettling, ambiguous books that burrowed into souls to shit like "Derp Derp is Sad" or "Ding Dong Dinosaur Gets a Banana."
take that jiminy cricket, you piece of shit
He lies. It’s what he does. It’s what he’s always done and always will do. This is not a mystery. Stop acting like it is. Thank you and goodnight. 😴
"86 is code for kill" is the new "the OK hand sign means white power"
This might be the single worst thing I've ever seen on this hellsite.
I am anti-fiction as a method of understanding human behavior. Look to how people actually behave, not how one writer thinks they behave.
After seeing so many people affected by the disease, I think we should rename the zodiac sign "Cancer" to "Freedom Fries"
And finally, legendary pool hustler Minnesota Fats passed away Wednesday. You know, now he's probably up in Heaven, racking them up for a game with Saint Peter. Or maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh, and the agonies of the damned never cease. Either way,…
Remember when you were a kid and thought "inventor" was a job and also your knees were still viable?
Reagan appointee J. Harvie Wilkinson writes: "It is difficult in some cases to get to the very heart of the matter. But in this case, it is not hard at all. The government is asserting a right to stash away residents of this country in foreign prisons without the semblance of…
WOW. One of the Venezuelans who Kristi Noem tried to render to El Salvador's slave prison managed to avoid removal and was able to make it to immigration court, and you'll never guess what happened: THE GOVERNMENT GAVE NO EVIDENCE OF HIS GANG MEMBERSHIP. Due process ftw
This battle over Abrego Garcia is simple. It doesn't matter that he was here illegally. It doesn't matter if he's a gang member or if he's a wife beater (both of which are disputed). It doesn't matter if you think he deserves to be deported or to be in prison. / thread
Some politicians never understand that when you fight for the rule of law in any matter, you fight to bolster every citizen's freedom from arbitrary government power and official whim, something the Republican coalition has ceased to oppose, to all of our peril.
Never thought I’d see the day where a sitting U.S. Senator would be fighting tooth and nail for an illegal and MS-13 gang member.
I dislike having to plead with the public to make the case for the worthiness of the things I want to spend my money on; it's a free country, and it should be sufficient that it's my money. But I keep having conversations in which I say 'yeah I like cheap low quality goods and…
“Yet out of the ashes of this tragedy we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era in which lion and hyena come together in a great and glorious future!”
The new policies announced by President Trump today confirm the end of the disastrous WTO era and lay the groundwork for a new set of arrangements in the international economy that prioritize the national interest and the flourishing of the nation's working families.
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff theonion.com/i-messed-up-at…
Guaranteed to blow your mind theatlantic.com/politics/archi…
this type of walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most of America today