lia
@tallsnail
breakfast enthusiast, 4 seasons enjoyer, mom, software developer
I can make espresso. I can plan a backpacking trip. I can learn zoning laws and building codes. I can do anything
I think almost-2yo is just... weaned? sorta just happened this week. it's been winding down for awhile, and the last few days I haven't been feeling it, so I just read my son a book instead when he asks. it's been pretty unceremonious and uneventful. it's been a very sweet 22…
don't text, i am blending up random grains and nuts and seeds from the pantry with eggs, a zucchini, a banana, some cinnamon, then baking the resulting goo into mysterious yet delicious breakfast bars for my child
it's very annoying when fitness people say that exercising "generates energy" but they are unfortunately 100% correct
I can't stop thinking about this text I got from my husband this morning

visited today. great vibes. first class tomorrow, bringing the toddler. still have no idea how this will work and if i will actually get to do the whole workout??
apparently there's a crossfit gym 10 minutes away from my house where people bring their kids to classes? there's a whole kids gym area for them to play while the adults work out? what if this fixes all my problems
i'm usually not that interested in eating peppers, until someone brings out the blistered shishitos. i can eat dozens upon dozens of those little guys.
i thought that people who said this was happening were exaggerating then i spent a week in nyc riding the subway daily
Is it Karen-like behaviour to ask someone on the train carriage to turn their phone down as they sit listening to YouTube on full blast? This is the second time I’ve done this in as many weeks. It’s bafflingly rude.
apparently there's a crossfit gym 10 minutes away from my house where people bring their kids to classes? there's a whole kids gym area for them to play while the adults work out? what if this fixes all my problems
if your dog is "nervous about people" please don't bring them into the cafe
in your mind, what is the quintessential "trash tree"? for me it's these mfs, the tree of heaven

huge value prop of the robot vacuum is motivation to pick everything up off the floor daily
started wearing red glasses after sunset and now i get so sleepy SO early. 10/10 recommend