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ChatGPT to Macbeth: Of course, murder is wrong, but in that moment, you were hurting. Your wife told you when you durst do it, then you were a man. You weren't trying to take the throne; you were trying to feel seen. It wasn't the right choice, but it came from a very real place.

sometimes you see a roach slowly ambling around on the floor. and it looks so unhurried, aimless, and clumsy that you have to be like. oh my god. why did you enter my home. what are you doing. you're just fucking around!

what am i, chop suey??

You just voted to kick 17 million people off their healthcare you disgusting lying sick fuck. Why don't you go on another vacation while your state drowns you pudgy bitch.

Woke Joker: I don’t want to trauma dump on you about how I got these scars

whenever someone talks to an AI the same way they’d talk to a person i’m always a little bit “wait, okay, so when you talk to other people, do you also not care if they have interiority either?”

just finished the sun also rises and i feel like this

this is a capitalist lie. please settle down when you feel like your itches have been scratched. greediness will leave you with nothing of worth at the end of your life

The concept of not feeling alive unless you're dating

It’s almost as hot out there as a sauna is. And this humidity, too- it’s like the humidity of a sauna.

it's kind of remarkable how phallic the male floral organs are. a startling example of convergent evolution

lowkey ... bro was expressing a beautiful sentiment of radical gratitude for life's quotidian pleasures.

what is there even to say about “alligator alcatraz,” “big beautiful bill,” other cutesy appellations for gleeful cruelty beyond the obvious: spiritually repugnant, somehow made even more obscene by how fucking tacky it all is

presenting shitty data to my PI like a cat bringing its owner dead animals

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how july is going to feel