dog of the week
@synanthropy
well yes — but i also do the same thing every time it snows !! “guys we gotta go in the snow does anyone wanna go to the park b4 it melts 2day plzz u can bring camera for snow cute picture trees nice it’s gonna melt melt is here see it’s dripping off the branc—ah, you missed it!”
People who live in areas with brutal winters always overdo summer. Try to fit in as many activities as possible. You can feel the tension with them. Winter is always on their mind, even in the middle of July
saw a guy with the exact same color palette as RFK Jr. walking through atlantic ave barclays, but i know immediately that it wasn’t him on account of he would never go there
apologies for the short notice, but I’ll be in Boston this weekend & the friend I was going to stay with had a family emergency and can no longer host. Anyone in that area willing to let me crash on their couch for either friday or saturday night? I can treat you to a nice meal!
some kids on scooters riding by my house, like, 6-8 years old were talking about things being off-brand like it was a synonym for not good, bad, gross the other day. couldn't find a reason to mention it
personally i don’t think anyone should be allowed to have air conditioning, but i also think all living beings (including mosses) should be executed* for daring to change themselves into something other than what they were before, so. *NOT A SEX THING; STOP ASKING ME IF IT IS!!!
Is this undertale?? Someone more online than me please help 🙏
Just heard the World’s Oldest D Train Operator pronounce it very distinctly as “Lawn Guyland” so idek mayybe god is real after all ? !?
obsessed with the deli where all the foods say their own names, like pokémon
tweet that reads like an advertisement from big divorce to sell more divorce:
watched the superman and lois argument scene again and thought, "this was written by someone who's been through a divorce." left the theater, googled, and im sorry about your 2008 divorce mr gunn but loved the writing
wait so do straight people in 2025 still decide who pays for the food by some method other than “you paid last time so i’ll pay this time” and/or “which one of the people in our group currently has a job” ?!?
I’m not some brash, bro-y caricature. I’m nuanced. I’ve read Roberto Bolaño and I canvassed for Zohran. Anyways do you mind if we split the tab?