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@tonyhawktruther
My body is in a calm healing state beginning NOW. Iβm a guy btw
A guyβs ringtone went off at the grocery store and it was My Girls by Animal Collective and the guyβs hair was completely gray. Time is so strange.
Theyβre posting about me on there that Iβm really sweet but they just didnβt βclickβ with me
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
Iβm off that good that me espresso and alcohol!
Early 2000s indie band named Ever Since I Left The City You
Honey, we have opposite guests coming. Break out the bad china
Best thing in the world is to get so high that you get scared then ride your bike or skateboard to the skatepark in the hot summer sun⦠Hoo Wee !! Using all my PTO to stay home and do that. Backpack full of snacks. Fresh deck on a shop discount. Life Is Good
Because my wife will get mad at me
Why are men scared to talk to women?
Taking βI hate youβ bites from a burger >>>>>
Stir fry with venison harvested immediately after roadkill, Chinese noodle beans, couple types of peppers, ginger, garlic, blue basil, soy sauce, and hot-smoked Chinese eggplant all off the charcoal grill today. Veggies all from my garden
Hawk Threeuh
Citizen Kane remake set in 2100 where a dying business tycoonβs last words are βiPadβ
My former gifted child ass thought these were some jambalaya and a bowl of steaminβ crawdaddies! Foβ true! And hoooo-weeeeee they was so spicy they could make a gator slap his mama! I gah-ron-tee it!
PokΓ©mon bouncy balls (1998)
Need a ladder tomorrow and I donβt have one. It should be normal to knock on my neighborsβ doors and see if they have a ladder I can borrow. But is it? I donβt know. Weβll see
This lovely first single by my friendsβ new band The Pranks achieves this swimmingly m.youtube.com/watch?v=-AW3rGβ¦
They should play wistful mid-80s indie pop/jangle/twee at Bass Pro Shops
Bugs when I lift up their rock:
If he is a DJ run π© If he is a photographer run π© If he is bisexual run π© If he is a Capricorn run π© If he is ginger run π©
He is so cute lmao. His meow
Good medium sized Midwestern city summer morning to you all
Hey man, me and a couple other guys who low key used to be bisexual are gonna get together later to drive around in our pre-2010 Ford Rangers and take nostalgic-style digital pics. Feel free to bring your slightly but not alarmingly younger gf who does graphic design too