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bastet, grant me thy protection ⚔︎ will smite thee ⚔︎ intelligence 10 (+0) ⚔︎ from river to sea ⚔︎
in a pinch, a heavy hardcover can make a decent improvised chest plate
i did this too who wanteth it
look at my squire dawg we art never finishing this quest
need a bad bitch to dry hump me while groping my chest
i am on a highly intensive and very dangerous quest (a break) to reconvene with my lady and gain more peace of mind! it hath not been fruitful
why doth thee grow distant White Boy ….
why doth thee grow distant White Boy ….
HERE IS HOW THE LORDS WARRIORS SPEND THEIR MORNINGS 5:00 AM WAKE UP 5:15 - 6:00 AM MORNING PRAYERS 6:00 - 6:45 AM RITUALISTIC BOWEL MOVEMENTS 6:45 - 7:00 AM BREAK MINE FAST
in sooth, i am the proud owner of the world’s only 24 karat gold holy symbol labubu
bored in the fields again. prithee send me song recommendations
HAPPY NON BINARY DAY. ALL THOSE OUTSIDE THE CHAINS OF BINARY IDENTITY ARE SAFE ‘NEATH MY SHIELD
Today is International Non-Binary People's Day.
knight fun fact: sometimes it is okay to be full of anger.
me and who
know thy enemy. kiss thy enemy. marry thy enemy and retire to a small cottage in the countryside. grow old with thy enemy.
checking in! what hath i missed in the enchanted forest?
Spent my downtime today making some kickass gloves from scratch and hand-sewing them together. It's not a drawing of a medieval goon but it's still art I suppose
prithee, forgive me mine absence this month. i hath been granted only 5 rounds of Enchanted Forest Orb Time. i shall check my strawpage and mentions daily still!
hiii!!! im a hella mid wizard too... how do i get lots of attention like you??? do i have to hop on the beating goblins trend or whatever? thanksss
still giggling about this btw. it hath entered my daily vernacular
bait used to be believable or whatever they art saying these day
bait used to be believable or whatever they art saying these day
