Paladin Posting
@DevotionOath
YES I CAN CAST DIVINE SMITE. YES I LOVE MY LIEGELORD. NO I WILL NOT USE MY POWER FOR EVIL. THEY/THEM/SER/LIEGE — PFP BY THE NOBLE @cyberlillycos 🇵🇸🍉
(on my knees) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE (tugs at thy hem) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE
CONSULTED WITH THE ORACLE. ”Thou’rt goated perchance,” QUOTH SHE, “with a slather of hearty sauce” ALE IS ON ME THIS EVE KNIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!
A SOPPING WET LADY GAVE ME A JEWELED BLADE THAT HERALDS ME AS MONARCH… ART I GOATED?
A SOPPING WET LADY GAVE ME A JEWELED BLADE THAT HERALDS ME AS MONARCH… ART I GOATED?
JUST KISS ME BRO. JUST A SMOOCH. WHEREFORE ART THINE COURAGE DUDE?
HERE IS HOW THE LORDS WARRIORS SPEND THEIR MORNINGS 5:00 AM WAKE UP 5:15 - 6:00 AM MORNING PRAYERS 6:00 - 6:45 AM RITUALISTIC BOWEL MOVEMENTS 6:45 - 7:00 AM BREAK MINE FAST
sorry for no art lately uhh have a possible sticker/tote bag design sketch
WHO TOLD THE AMERICAN MAGE ABOUT ARTIFICERS
You may be immune to arrows but let’s see how you hold up against bullets
I USED TO HAVE JOUST DREAMS TILL I FOUND THERE WERE *OTHER* WAYS TO MOUNT
In April we declined an offer of $60,000 to license a song of ours to an Airbnb commercial. Airbnb continues to make money from stolen Palestinian land and contributes to the housing crisis worldwide. We do not wish to promote or profit from this. Free Palestine. Eat the Rich.
IF THOU WERE IN A CUP I WOULD TAKE THEE LIKE MEDICINE
HAPPY NON BINARY DAY. ALL THOSE OUTSIDE THE CHAINS OF BINARY IDENTITY ARE SAFE ‘NEATH MY SHIELD
Today is International Non-Binary People's Day.
I NEED TO COMPLIMENT ALL THE FAIR FOLK IN THE CITY CROWDS BUT I AM FREAKISH AND ABHORRENT SO MAYBE I SHANT
SLAMMING MEAD AND FLICKIN BEAN #retweet
slamming beers n kissing queers #retweet
LOOK AT MINE KNIGHT DAWG 😭😭😭 WE ART NOT WINNING THIS TOURNEY
mmnnfgggh
TOP THY ENEMY
know thy enemy. kiss thy enemy. marry thy enemy and retire to a small cottage in the countryside. grow old with thy enemy.
(old knight) THEY DON’T LET US DILLY DALLY ANYMORE…. (squire) praytell who tf is “they” (old knight) THE WOKEN LEFT HATH CANCELLED EMINEM!!!!!!
COURT, THROW ROCKS AT THIS GUY
Me thinks that like many a fantasy armor nerd, thy are fat AF and don't look good in nice stuff XD