sir lady knight
@medievalmusings
from the river to the sea 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 thy local galant cavalier, protector of the realm, and purveyor of shit posts. she/they
found a pin up magazine that's just suits of armor. what are you freaks up to?
they do this to squires for identification purposes as well, except the glue IS harmful as a means of building immunity to acid and other such poisons.
Vazdu is full of energy and never i mean NEVER stays in one place. (The rhinestone is placed for monitorization purposes and the design is meant to be eye catching so it can be seen from far away, everything is ethical, don't worry.)
if in four months this feeling hath not passed, well then fuck this fiefdom, i am moving to camelot.
sometimes i break an old sword on purpose just so that lake lady will bring me a new one. tis partly cause i like her face, but mostly cause she's faster than postage.
have many pairs of boots at hand, ye never know when a wizard will curse thee with hundreds of feet.
she want this codpiece so bad i might as well be the fishmonger
if ye rearrange the letters in knight, ye can spell dyke
"thou let thy steed sleep on the bed?" i put my steed as the heir in my will.
saw a "manta ray" for the first time. that is just an angel. that is infact what the bible describes an angel to be. put her back in the sky.
spell casters hate when ye be straight nibbling on their shit
i tried to cast a spell on someone but they put the tip of the wand in their mouth and i got embarrassed and left
"I love your armor!" thankye, i grew it myself :]
knight fun fact: sometimes it is okay to be full of anger.
TOP THY ENEMY
know thy enemy. kiss thy enemy. marry thy enemy and retire to a small cottage in the countryside. grow old with thy enemy.
i'm no navigator, but i think ye hath to head towards that gate
"faeries are friends! not food!!" i yell as i smack the elderly woman with a spoon for making jam out of pixie guts for the nth time.