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pitbull disrespecter
Was in a group company meeting on teams with like 60 people in it and one HR woman has been yapping for 15+ minutes so I just hit mute on her, thinking it worked like discord and just muted her for me. Turns out I just muted her for everyone lmao
the water dripping from my air conditioning intake has a very unique flavor and is likely high in several key minerals
Telegony: the case for spitting, not swallowing
let's have some Fun
Twitter is doing that thing again where it looks like I've unfollowed some moots?
Still find it amazing that some people don’t realize that the CCP bans TikTok while trying to poison American users with its algorithm.
False obviously. They put the preservatives right into the American cow. OnLY EuRopE has good beef. I'm sure if you tan your asshole or whatever the chemicals can't hurt you
we already investigated this btw McDonald's burgers dont rot because they use small thin patties that dry out really fast you can test this at home by making a hamburger out of nice beef with mcdonalds size proportions wont rot or just put the McDs burger in a baggie; it rots
Beginning to see why my one moots wife rakes the toys up on the living room
A very common theme lately on Twitter. I don't hate you because you're racist or antisemitic. I hate you because you're dumb
Sydney Sweeney (SS)
Ozzy Osbourne (OO) Hulk Hogan (HH) who’s next??
this is what they took from us
Marie Devereaux, posing as a "simple village girl" for "Brides of Dracula" (1960)
every time one of these posts comes up where it cost someone more to cook than to go out to eat, it turns out that they had to buy a bunch of spices and ingredients they didnt have before, used 0.01% of the container, and counted the whole price towards the cost of the meal
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
"Everybody is an atheist until they clog a toilet in somneone else's house" - Sun Tzu
"Dude, have you seen this? The number one app in the world is Yelp for Dudes." "Eh?" "It's called Tea. Girls get on there anonymously and talk about the guys they're dating—like if he's a player with a bad mustache or a serial killer or whatever." "Ah, yeah. The Gender War…
somebody should make an app where you can post if u slept with a woman. just call it bodycount
making a men's version called "The Locker Room"
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
The bucket looking at the water shooting right over it