taoki
@justalexoki
the worlds most favored sloth
i wanted to be somebody. now i'm up at 2am building redstone shit to surprise my kid when he wakes up
very important that you do this IMMEDIATELY after waking up to properly fry your dopamine receptors and make the rest of your day suck enormously in comparison
ahhhh yes good morning let’s open up the Infinite Information River for a nice 20 minutes before getting out of bed or thinking any original thoughts at all
sushi is so goated when you want to eat for like an hour and still not be full
I've only ever done missionary.. how do i tell my wife i may be open to trying something new without sounding like a complete creep
p*rn is evil and unequivocally bad for you. you should stop watching it
Bullshit bro. I'm happily married with an amazing wife; even she understands if I did it for $1m. She would even be proud of me. Even if I myself would feel like shit. Lol thats like hell for me but I would do it. Lol.
Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars
4yo wanted me to carry him and listen to lullabies to fall asleep like he did when he was a baby 🥺🥺🥺
feels crazy to think we can do things the conscious beings in base reality cannot. like maybe their flesh doesn't automatically heal and that's like a really cool sci-fi concept for them
this is what I'm talking about when I say that fat people are lying about how much they eat
if you choose any type of animal in any quantity over a random human being i think you are evil