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Ray’s fakest peater
Look how beautiful it was while walking my dog today
the water dripping from my air conditioning intake has a very unique flavor and is likely high in several key minerals
I’ve been feeding my labubu thyroid pills and it’s started to speak to me
I was posting bangers for three likes from my IRL friends on a private account for nearly 10 years. I grinded for this view.
I’m gonna be so pissed if these weapons formed against me prosper
It’s crazy to think that, cumulatively, I’ve spent at least 1/5 of my life on a low carb diet, and now I consume an entire can of orange juice concentrate daily while staying much leaner.
There’s a nasty rumor going around that I’ve been lying about my zinc deficiency. I want to get ahead of this and say, unequivocally, that this claim is completely baseless. My lawyers will be getting involved shortly to help put this matter to rest.
Mr. Health Secretary RFK Jr please start subsidizing goat milk
Someone on my substack comments was told by her physician that SSRIs are “safer than tic tacs.” She’s 11 years into SSRI withdrawal having lost “my career, my marriage, my finances, for many years I was housebound.”
as a social experiment I’ve decided to not study for my finals
I was going crazy trying to figure out what song this reminded me of