mRNA_GoyimExploder
@SlumRNA_Dog
D1 wrestlebrah, natural insemination coach, aristocrat of the hole, real woman respecter and femcel fever dream.
Periodic reminder that Perseus, the first heterosexual man to challenge Medusa, could not keep his eyes off of her enormous yams and therefore was not turned to stone. There’s a lesson in that.
Yes very unpopular opinion, no one has ever said something like this about the one social group you’re permitted to openly despise in our culture.
Unpopular opinion: incels are literally doing this to themselves
This obsession with making the parents take care of their kids
This obsession with making the parents take care of their kids is really just a way of telling people to stop being poor. It's classism at its finest.
The only bike ride I remember is the one where we were riding to the park and I just blew threw a stop sign and my dad yelled at me and I swerved to turn around and come back to him and barely missed getting creamed by a van doing 50 in the far lane.
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
I love that libs are the paranoid schizophrenics now lol
btw this post contains exactly 14 words
Okay you clearly haven’t been to an in-n-out on the west coast my brother
The saddest thing about feminism is that hot girls don’t work shitty service jobs now.
"A witty woman once told me something which may well be the genuine secret of her sex: that in choosing a lover each one of her kind takes more account of how other women regard him than of how she regards him herself" Chamfort
"Dude, have you seen this? The number one app in the world is Yelp for Dudes." "Eh?" "It's called Tea. Girls get on there anonymously and talk about the guys they're dating—like if he's a player with a bad mustache or a serial killer or whatever." "Ah, yeah. The Gender War…
somebody should make an app where you can post if u slept with a woman. just call it bodycount
Practicing my smile in the rear view mirror for the whole drive in case my daughter’s 23 year old gymnastics coach looks at me
“Guy who pays himself to cook his own dinner” is some shit Ayn Rand would come up with
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
“Hola mi amor, I didn’t know if you wanted a Doritos loco taco or a cheesy Gordita crunch so I ordered both ♥️”