Snakes on a plane
@optionsmonger
I love life. I hate life. I love drugs. I hate drugs. Bay Area. 26. y’all think that I’m sleepin I’m just noddin off ⚠️😵💫💔Ⓜ️🍬💕🚌🤒🔊🔋💀💊💫
b!tches never tell the part of story that makes them weird 😂
I like my pussy bald Bald like an eagle I like my chips fat Big bag of Doritos
My ex prolly think I’m subtweeting her but I’ve met so many other women that don’t appreciate me
Went through her following u would’ve thought she sold switches
“real oxy don’t exist anymore” damn crazy way to tell me you’re retarded poor n not plugged in
(repeating the same behaviours which have failed me for years) that should do the trick
feels good af to eat 40 pieces of salami and let your phone die overnight
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.
do u ever find a playlist you made years ago and you're like why did i stop being this person
This how I be coming back home after I get high
With CBS cancelling The Late Show after 33 years, here is that time Chris Farley went to see David Letterman in 1996 with the greatest talk show entrance in the history of talk show entrances.