ringworm

how do we kill children

me after leaning on the meat grinder's ON button for two years: this is too much ground meat. i urgently call for an end to the ground meat

the fantastic 4's logo being a number 4 in a circle - big fumble - would be better if it was a 5 so the bad guy (?) is distracted wondering where the 5th one is @JamesGunn

(pointing surreptitiously at an italian family) check it out dude. la famiglia

(glowing with a wonderful inner light) vanilla is the best flavour. real vanilla..

my laptop and phone are best friends. even if they didn't know me they would have found each other

(repeating the same behaviours which have failed me for years) that should do the trick

i don't think the ceo should have been fired. the man crouched down for crying out loud

at the finch aviary at the zoo today there were two american teens and one went "finches are ugly and boring. let's move on" and his buddy went "dang, casey"

shai hulud..

i'll have a stall at the other worlds zine fair in sydney on august 2, selling some early copies of my new book of short stories, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, plus some very limited copies of THE HORSE & THE RIDER in book form

learning a lot

i have discovered another elemental force of the universe which we can also harness for our purposes. i have named it "electricity 2"

(waving away all of your well-founded concerns) that's just confirmation bias

"the new superman movie is actually really good --" do you know how unlikely that sounds. do you know how much of my training i would need to disregard to believe that

the fact that methanol and ethanol are both natural products of distilling but one is a deadly poison is ripe for comedy

is this gangstalking

trick shot. check it out on INFINITE GOSSIP 👍

gotta go dude. my buddy old food says he found the part of the landfill where they buried all the bikes. that's his legal name btw