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As a longtime humanitarian who has battled famines and hunger crises, I fear that starvation in Gaza has now passed the tipping point and we are going to see mass-scale starvation mortality. A thread on famine momentum, famine response, and what it means for Gaza today.

NYT’s role is to reduce textbook genocide to a series of bumbling accidents, “bad planning” or the unfortunate but inevitable result of “war”. This is why they constitutionally refuse to contextualize this with the dozens of openly genocidal statements made by Israeli officials

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” I had two people on the spectrum consulting me at all times

Surely there has to be more to life than this

when i eat salmon i feel like a bear. like it makes me feel more closely connected to bears

i don’t think any tweet except maybe a handful of dril tweets come close to this one

I believe it with ease. Just one of my powers.......

i need them to invent an ibruprofen vape

this really is the person i become the millisecond i have a rude interaction with a gay employee

Noho hank if he had a door dasher side hustle

just remembered this

If talking for 2 hours (light work) automatically registers as sexually motivated yall arent #RealConversationalists

This masc femme gender role convo is really only happening cuz we are in a recession. Nobody wants to pay for everything/anything or do anything cuz they don’t have any money.

My ac unit would never have black mold in it. That happens to other people