ellie schnitt

cillian murphy giving his golden globes speech with lipstick all over his face from his wife kissing him? neeeed a real lover boy like that

I accidentally bought keto friendly tortillas and I was kinda like eh how different could it be? but you guys. if any of you are out there willingly eating this im so sorry but you are borderline engaging in self harm. a better tortilla is possible

rarely will I ask for actual advice from gym bros but whenever I do lower body workouts my knees start to hurt so bad and my form is fine i’m with a trainer but like. what do I do so my knees stop hurting every time

decided my primary goal today is to spread misinformation. what’s some good misinformation for people just getting into it?

You know who else's art career never took off.

just crazy work that he was elected by a base that thinks hillary clinton and the democrats were running a pedophile cabal out of a pizza parlor meanwhile this man was certifiably besties with the mayor of pedophile island

stop! stop!! he’s already dead!!

I love when a man is like a little disconnected from reality. just a tiny bit like just weird enough that they’re like a fascinating specimen you can perform experiments on