aaron
@yieldcurved
You’re a nothingburger on the tea app bro. They don’t know you over there I asked around
I don’t think I can read one more article about tariff stuff. Just the most boring topic in the world
When I picked up my Chinese earlier I instantly knew the bag was light. They forgot my egg roll. But I didn’t say anything. I ignored my gut instinct. I trusted this man as a professional and a neighbor. Big mistake.
Not hating on any oomfies who may be engaging in this behavior but hearing people talking about tracking their “sleep score” makes me feel insane you guys are nuts
When it was raining earlier I stopped and watched all the people queuing outside L’industrie pizza squirm and suffer for a moment
My hair is fugly af rn but I’m trying to save some money and not pay 40 bucks in New York so I’m planning to go to the great clips in Lebanon Ohio in two weeks and show the 19 year old cosmetology student a picture of Stephen malkmus and maybe tip 2 bucks
Awesome Pynchon line I just read “there was always a certain feudal-homosexual element in this division of labor”
Today for lunch I’m having a Trader Joe’s everything bagel with Trader Joe’s organic cream cheese with a side of Trader Joe’s “handsome cut” French fries and a cup of Trader Joe’s coffee and an apple from Trader Joe’s. I don’t even like the guy I’m just poor
My ac unit would never have black mold in it. That happens to other people
I watched mean streets for the first time today. it’s funny seeing a movie and being like ohhh so that’s what everyone’s been copying for the last 40 years
I’m going to be honest. I sort of don’t like the gender ratio of 4am posters. It’s all chicks. Where are the fellas?
To me masculinity means listening to future at least once a week and really trying to understand what he’s saying to you
One of the best songs ever written open.spotify.com/track/5ik5nMy8…