The Green Moose
@moose2weet
Interests: outdoors, sports, cooking, dogs
Me after hitting snooze button "$5.35 that's a terrible price for a hot dog. Don't worry honey I hit reset button so price will go down."
A Dutch way of saying “we’re on it” or “we’ll take care of that for you” is we zullen dat varkentje wel even wassen. It means “we will certainly get that piglet washed” * read on for more porcine phrases from around the world (a big pig thread)...
what idiot called it getting so drunk you sing a historically bad national anthem and not Star Spangled Hammered
This thread ...
This thread will brighten up your day. 1. Fans didn't forget them..
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Can somebody do something about that smoke? #space needle #HappyNewYear
My New Year’s resolution is to pet more dogs and ignore more people.
Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke
Creep by The Pretenders youtu.be/lML2N4xB9GU?si… via @YouTube
One things I love about older movies -- especially films from the 1970s -- is how much of the texture of daily life you can soak up while watching them 50 years later. What rich, poor, & middle class people wore, drank, ate, listened to, read, smoked, drove, argued about, etc.
open.spotify.com/track/3gIzPjLL… RIP Jimmy Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too late The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder I'm an over-forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late
Yes I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity
Yes I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity
Are you telling me this crew is motley?
Are you telling me this leopard is deaf?
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No I'm fine Just cuz I'm watching Robbie Ray pitch last at bat in slow mo on a loop while "Everybody Hurts" plays doesn't mean there is anything wrong