Clue Heywood
@ClueHeywood
You dipshits will never realize what’s been lost, at least not until it’s way too late to fix it. It’s probably already way too late. [email protected]
This is my first rodeo. What kind of animal is that. Who's that guy in the barrel. What's up with the timer. What the fuck is going on here.
Come to Matt’s Saloon in Prescott, Arizona in the next 27 minutes for a high altitude asswhipping
Come to the Burro Saloon in Wilhoit, Arizona in the next 22 minutes for an asswhipping and all the dollar bills you can rip off the walls until the regulars step in
Shout out to this brave soul in deep red Prescott Arizona today, giving the president shit for one of the more childish of his bullshit campaign promises
I’ve given it a lot of thought and yes I’m entering the Eurovision Song Contest 2026 with my original song “Blue Jeans Happy Christmas”
My nigga you can throw his ass in jail too I promise you we dont care.
It’s weird how the left just blows off this frequent flyer?
I’m letting my hair grow out, I decided I’m in my late 40s and got a full head of luscious hair, why not celebrate it. Currently it’s at “petulant skater kid” length, getting in my eyes, but it’s dangerously close to “Chris Gaines album cover” so I need to walk a very fine line
An increasingly desperate Trump orders the Justice Department to release files from the Galphin Affair. George Crawford was corrupt! Did he give Zachary Taylor all those cherries and milk?
Come to La Cabana Saloon in Wickenburg, Arizona in the next 25 minutes, where someone’s playing the jukebox who really loves Toby Keith, so you’ll get a boot in your ass, it’s the American way
Love learning how to cook the authentic flavors of the world
Why do historic hotels insist on having their toilets be period-appropriate, I feel like I’m riding a Shetland pony
Telling the entirely new staff at the Bird Cage in Prescott that I was there when the bar burned down in 2011, then naming all the old employees, like they know them
Come to Lizzards Lounge in Prescott Arizona in the next 27 minutes and help me feed these fish. The big one doesn’t move much.
Matt’s Saloon. Prescott, Arizona. Blah blah blah. You know the drill.
did he issue a resignation letter or did he just dive behind a desk x.com/Phil_Lewis_/st…
Astronomer announces that CEO Andy Byron has resigned
Can’t meet someone named Larry without thinking to myself “Cousin Larry” in Balki’s voice, and now you know more about my diseased hops-addled 1980s brain. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.