persian elle woods
@midwestoner1
I ain’t passed the bar but I know a little bit. Venmo: lillydl https://throne.com/midwestoner1
missionary is the best position idc
what opinion about sex will have you like this
I wrote my law school note on how laws that are intended to impose restrictions on adult websites, such as age verification, are not just unconstitutional but will be destroying internet as we know it and pose a huge privacy harm to Americans.
Defending people’s right to watch pornography is one of the most important civil rights struggles of our times. Like, the list goes immigration, various wars, and then pornography.
Ask him for a pelvic exam
You go for a checkup and ur doctor looks like this. Wyd
i’ll see myself out
flat chest and big ass is peak physique
local man discovers effort.
Started realizing Women appreciate the fact that you made plans sometimes even more than the plan itself. it's the pre thought part that has them
If you hate Trader Joe’s you’re just loud & wrong sorry!!
people who say trader joes is only for people who can’t cook and snacks are the real idiots You’re not a real grocery shopper like me. I only buy ingredients. You don’t have a price index in your phone so you can compare when you’re at another grocery store. Get on my level
Dude you’re funny come here let mommy take care of you dude
asking for a follow back is so embarrassing, earn it the old fashioned way by humiliating yourself in their mentions until they notice you
Told my plug to send me a pic of him scaling it and this what this mf sent smh
Why the fuck would I wanna do that
BREAKING: Venmo & PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down the national debt.
Send me money so I can make a traditional strap dress. I need 1200$ $zihnathedestroyer Support native sex workers and pay us to practice and revive our culture.
I wish I could say the same 😔
i’ve never seen a micropenis in person & that’s so awesome
my horny ass could NOT meet oomf irl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Every single day I thank Allah for not making me lactose intolerant