sarah, PhD

i’m like if stevie nicks & charli xcx had a child

took some rlly cute selfies wish i could show yall :(

men used to go to war now they won’t even offer to pay for my bag 🙄🙄🙄

i aim to live my life like kate moss

speaking w eloquence is sooo hot

sorry i’m late, i was watching tv at the gas pump

the fatherly urge to abandon everyone

I’m a whore for that lovey dovey shit

younger me would be so obsessed with the current me and thats all i care about

looking into being hunter bidens vp for 2028

my boss just emailed back saying no worries & that he’s not mad at me :D yay

Born to be guest listed, forced to buy a ticket.

who needs a man when you have music

This bitch trying to make me mad but I take ashwagandha

applied for xfactor,hope it all wrks out

I, for one, am shocked.

i miss having a liar to cuddle with

one like from my favorite oomf is a hit tweet in my book ❤️

what if she becomes like virgin mother mary and gets pregnant… it’s the prophecy to end Trump chile

this is me before i leave the house, & also when i get back to the house

if you aint silly please hesitate to contact me