sarah, PhD

i’m like if stevie nicks & charli xcx had a child

i have a bad habit of developing a crush on smaller female burner accounts. but then they post face card/thirst trap and gain thousands of followers and i get lost in the abyss of bots and creeps

called him after this & he said he bought us sara landry tickets when i was trying to go to cassian 🤼‍♂️

Just let women be evil

i cut my lines on this months vogue issue & use a two dollar bill bc it’s more chic that way

me bc i get motion sick 😔

huge fan of taking the longer route home so i can listen to more music w the sunroof down

you wanna come over and cite sources?

what a great time to not be talking to anyone

they say chaos makes the muse

god i love tame impala

the conversations i have with myself be so outta pocket i have to tell myself to chill tf out

I'm like if a Hopeless romantic was Avoidant

no confusion here we direct as fuck

i’ve never seen a micropenis in person & that’s so awesome

I think the Epstein list is somewhere in my apartment

flirting like the british is fun You’re so fit babe x

yall betterrrr be moisturizing & putting sunscreen everyday 😫 we can’t be wrinkly n ugly at the raves when we’re older!!! gotta stay hot

you first & send proof @Harry_Styles

watch your tone when you speak to me. i been pre-selected for credit card offers you never even heard of

nmf righttt on time