House ⚔️

when some dude replies to your egirl first

snacking out of the fridge is actually really refined and sophisticate when I do it. like free range charcuterie.

asking for a follow back is so embarrassing, earn it the old fashioned way by humiliating yourself in their mentions until they notice you

inside my tactical dreadnought terminator armor:

does anyone care if i trim my bush or is that only for girls

you are enough, you deserve love, and most people barely notice that weird thing you do with your face when you get nervous.

how those lentils make you feel white boy

playing Civ6 with my tiddies appropriately clothed in business casual

what about requited love island

if i had a wife i would only make her watch a reasonable amount of youtube

oh that’s your girl? then why is she stroking billy squier 🤣

making eggs and coffee and an ungodly amount of crescent rolls if anybody wants to come over

dr frasier from sg1 could get it