Mary

That girl with exceptional abstract reasoning skills will not save you but she’s great company to have along the way

I want to mail you postcards and love letters

Do you guys even know how many arguments and conflicts would absolve if people simply had a bigger vocabulary

I know a LDS family when I see one

All you need to know about Greek women is that Menelaus and Agamemnon launched a thousand ships to get back a single woman. She was so bad they sent thousands of people to war.

ball up top

Fake ass mama's boy I saw you establish autonomy

Guys look at his little socks

Someone stop this woman before she reveals more of our secrets

Like magic

She's a 10 but she sometimes doesn't historicise

You can get a white guy to do anything by feeding them zyn pouches like you'd give sugar cubes to a wild horse

It's soooo punk rock to be well mannered and kind

Telling people the rorschach paintings in our waiting area say 'Live. Laugh. Love.'

Being a couples therapist makes me feel like a referee rigging the NFL