Matthew Goldin

I’m Matthew, 30, LA, experimental mixed media artist and cultural strategist, conceived in the Beverly Hills Hotel, no tats, no education, passionate about destigmatizing mental health, Wordle, and combating some of the problems that face us today.

Being unhappy and lashing out frequently for 40+ years is enriching. You get to learn how your loved ones appear as they recede into the distance. If you've only ever known intimacy's limited vantage point, consider spending the second half of your life alone.

If you have access to YouTube and not a lot on your plate at the moment, you should watch this. It will change you. And you'll probably consider it wonderful.

Your faves @matthewgoldin, @websitehomepage, and @cringe_genius were kind enough to have me on @chamberofreason, where they discussed geometry and the Jordan curve theorem, till I insisted on switching comedic focus to bodily excretion. Check it out at patreon.com/posts/18-fathe…

New episode uploaded to every website in the world w/ @RadishHarmers and no references to math, shapes, etc

Zorro harmed many people with a painful "z". they deserved such a terrible gash

Shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone, but these are stills from a film about Zorro.

My mom and I taught a class called Rhetoric & Wit for Digital Natives. I enjoyed getting to know the talented artists who enrolled. I learned from them. I enjoyed getting to know my mom. This show grad show is going to be really good. Their creativity will be on full display.

I'm officially leaving Twitter at the end of 2026. It's been a blast, y'all. But it's just not the same anymore, which is why I've decided to become increasingly disenchanted with the platform over the next 19 months before finally moving on to newer, better things.

the @matthewgoldin book "Matthew" feels like a new kind of humor. does wild twisted shit with form and language. one could say he goes "jigsaw" on language (puppet from saw movies). funniest book I've ever read. out from @HessePress .

What if words, and letters, are wrong? They are just a bunch of made up symbols, used to try and communicate our abstract thoughts What if they are not even right ?

I've never had a difficult or challenging experience, and I highly doubt I'll ever experience loss or its accompanying grief, deep and abiding.

I care deeply about every living being on earth. I adore this planet, from its crust to its skies. And the cosmos broadly speaking seems really great!

We've got fun episodes with characters such as Patrick, Jesse Farrer(sp?), Ivy Wolk and Joey Garcia. Not to mention our hosts, a guy who mutilated a dead frog as a joke and the other one appeared nude on stage while reciting Jim Gaffigan jokes. Why not sub even if you hate us?

I have a lot of great things planned for this semester. It’s probably wise to reserve your spot before the class fills up. If your mother enrolls with you, she’ll get 20% off tuition. Not a bad idea for a Mother’s Day gift.

I'm damaged goods, y’all, so I don't think I'll be ready for a relationship anytime soon.

i love sweating my own finger sweat on my copy of @matthewgoldin ‘s amazing new book “Matthew”

If the negative review I got in the London Review of Books made you not want to read my book, check this out for a more nuanced take.

I despise what comes out of Spider-Man when he uses his “ability.”