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elvis meme. yarb sale sign. caleb’s birthday poem. 2020 truthpoint election special
Yeah I have a drinking problem. A drinking beer problem!
Mr @tweetsauce. Hi. I have watched Frog Unlocked twice. It was bettwr the second time. Pierce’s particular mania rewards with repeated exposure. When I was watching it the second time, my wife left the room to avoid seeing frog guts. This was awesome for me as I wanted her gone
Let’s please impel @tweetsauce to watch and promote Frog Unlocked.
I like that they’re called “feature films.” Feature film! It features…
The only thing you can burn is ash @RadishHarmers
[Playing Dune Catan] I rolled a 5. So everyone on a desert space gets spice. Ok… who wants to trade spice. I have the longest worm
It’s ridiculous that water is dangerous to computers. Natural, life-giving timeless water defeats the man-made machine? It’s too intuitive— it’s twee.
I’ve watched directors commentary for every Jodorowsky movie— about 80% of his analysis is “this woman was not an actress. She was a freak. I met her in a toilet. She’s beautiful. No one knows her name.”
Bull terriers look like they’re from a creepypasta called “the weird dog”
Not everyone can do this.
It goes off meter but here’s an attempt at a frog unlocked sonnet
Models are constantly drawing attention to their figure via photographs. They seem to be flaunting the plumpness of certain attributes, while accentuating the smallness of their tummies. I’ve seen it all before.