Sridhar Ramesh
@RadishHarmers
Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
I have got to spend less time tweeting and more time searching for my missing daughter.
I sort of vaguely knew this, but then you read the words and it's actually jaw-dropping
doing some research on sojourner truth and it's amazing how that white woman changed her original words and dialect in the "ain't i a woman" speech to make her sound like a southern woman when she was a dutch speaker from new york. ridiculous lol
The highly anticipated memoirs are expected to be a breezy read, due to Joe Biden's advanced memory loss.
🚨 NEW: President @JoeBiden has reportedly sold his presidential memoir to Hachette for a $10 million advance, per Wall Street Journal. Not bad for a guy they said was “finished.” Congrats, 46.
I would give anything to go back in time to 2003, the peak year of human existence. Graduating high school, the world full of potential. Arrested Development. WarioWare. The Iraq War. I am nostalgic for that too. It's just the way the timing worked out.
I've been writing myriad short sentences for too long. It's time for me to read some long books, for a short while.
I will not be criticizing Israel at this time, as my feed is full of excoriations of people criticizing Israel at this time, "Oh, NOW you criticize Israel?" and such.
It’s worse than “Gaza is being starved and destroyed and no one cares.” It’s that hundreds of millions *do* care and are powerless to stop it. We need a world where that can never happen, where the masses actually have political power.
It is honestly insane how rapidly the internet is being ruined.
The Uk government forcing discord to scan my face or show my id to verify my age is genuinely draconian. "Oi you got a license for that" jokes are 100% justified.
My only aspiration these days is the passage of time. Time = money.
It won't be long now till I am another celebrity death, my brother.
What a weak creature is a human being, unable to sleep if they've recently seen blue light. Relax. It's not that scary. It's just another color.
You're not supposed to look at blue light at nighttime, but I've discovered a workaround. I've been staring at yellow light all day. This blue light afterimage will do me just fine.
An interesting irony of the Columbia Situation™️ is that the government is implicitly leveraging the university's private status to make the university an agent for the enforcement of speech and expression restrictions that the government itself cannot constitutionally enforce.
It’s cool we’re being ruled by people constantly having strokes
73 year old Senator John Kennedy freezes mid-sentence on national TV.
[Having read the story of Samson and Delilah] I could take him.
73 year old Senator John Kennedy freezes mid-sentence on national TV.
Solutions to this and the follow-up are as follows: The mean top of six sums of three six-sided die rolls is 240919150379503/16926659444736. The mean top of six sums of the top three of four six-sided die rolls is 74211989636284125407/4738381338321616896.
Junior quant interview question: In old editions of D&D, players determined their 6 main stats by rolling 3 6-sides dice and summing the results 6 times. What is the exact solution (not numerical approximation) for the expected value of the highest stat rolled by this procedure?