Mark A. Di Carlo
@markadicarlo
Here I am, now.
Hate the player. Hate the game. Hate everything.
I'm absolutely convinced that Britain is being run by people who want to destroy it.
The real question is, was everything always insane, or do we just know now?
Trump next telling hot dog manufacturers to use real meat.
I am the same person on line that I am in real life, which may not be saying much.
Coasting on reposting others people's Tweets until inspiration comes along.
the hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life
People think I look good for my age because I tell them I’m 98.
do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like
Can’t afford cocaine, just buy a large sweet tea from McDonald’s.
me texting my fiance the night before our wedding: yo we still on for tomorrow?
It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8pm.
Watching Little House on the Prairie while drinking a juice box ….. THUG LIFE
what’s it called when you’re super insecure but at the same time you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?
The New Cat, His Frantic Human, and the Very, Very Good Hiding Place.
I go to parties just to psychoanalyze everyone and sort them into Jungian archetypes