coochie mane 🧪

we sent our texts at the exact same time :/

You never see worms popping out of apples anymore . Imagine Israel burning

me when adult women call me cute

Celebrities are all coming together to face The Rizzler in Mario Kart in what appears to be a reverse Make A Wish situation

made friends with the 3 sweet peas

beautiful woman touch my coochie and some would consider that a crime worthy of jail. you would want a beautiful woman to touch your coochie too were you in my position i promise you

will the wonders of this world ever cease? my potato has a beautiful supple ass and hips to boot....

Gotta love the gay rep in Fallout 2. If you go to the bathhouse as a girl they'll say "Sorry, we only have girl attendees and you can say "That's fine"

some recent drafts

almost forgot to zest the sour bois

My friend has a hole in his boot and his big toe sticks out of it and no woman wants to date him.

Me when someone mentions beer and a hotdog

ok and? team sports are good for her development and i already spent the money for equipment