jake (just a normal single guy)
@wormpuller
I felt anxious cause I’ll never know if I’ll get to feel the way that your hands feel in a place that’s not my dreams
Does anyone else feel like food tastes better when you’re eating it at 1:17 am standing at your kitchen counter? Fuck Israel
I know a nigga wit 7 years on CS in hours that wear a top hat that got a baby draco n a drum in it.
I know a nigga wit 7 years on CS in hours that wear a top hat that got a baby draco n a drum in it.
One of the most annoying questions in the world. Leave me the fuck alone
David Foster Wallace and now Hogan. I wonder who will take the bandanna spot next. It's not a terrible look.
Switching up on your day ones 😁😁😁 Day ones switching up on you 😔😔😔
Watching baseball is hilarious bc I could tell people my stream audio suddenly dropped 10 octaves and everything sounds like I’m in hell and nobody would even believe me bc nobody is watching
Had my picture posted on the Tea app without consent. Filed a copyright/publicity complaint via Apple Legal - App Store Dispute Form. Apple looped in Tea devs, warned them. Post was gone in hours. If this happens to you, go through Apple since they have to respond.
I got a top hat in a glass case with a little hammer to break in case of emergency
Jubilee presents 20 real butt diggers vs 1 virgin ass
Fuck it why not anyone else want me to be their male friend
Oomf getting punished tonight Lol #TortureThursdays
killing innocent civilians
starts with k and we all love it
Not even gonna lie. I don’t give a fuck
Tyler, The Creator just dissed Frank Ocean on his Instagram story. “Odd Future is over”
The 2hollis concert not ready for this 29 year old rockstar im bout to be the only one there that saw 9/11
